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Luna breaks down the realities of pricing at legal brothels in Nevada. She explains why prices can’t be shared ahead of time, offers analogies to help listeners understand the wide range of experiences and costs, and emphasizes the importance of generosity, consent, and respectful connection. Whether you're budgeting for a quickie or dreaming of a luxury weekend, this episode helps you prepare mindfully and legally.

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Luna

Welcome to How to Brothel a go woo yourself mini series episode five pricing at legal brothels in Nevada. To address the number one most popular question I receive on the topic of legal brothels in Nevada, we are not allowed to share prices ahead of time. We're just not allowed to do it. The only place that a legal courtesan and a guest can officially discuss the specifics of activity and price are in the courtesans room at the ranch on the day of their time together.

00:00:31:01 - 00:00:57:00

Luna

That is how they do it at Sheri's Ranch. Other branches may have slightly different protocols, but you need to be there in person with the lady ready to party. However, with a little bit of logic and common sense, you can be as financially prepared as possible to treat yourself to the experience that your heart's and heart's desire. Do remember you're renting a human being to get extremely personal with you almost immediately, per your exact desires.

00:00:57:02 - 00:01:17:17

Luna

So this is a skill that comes with a lot of social stigma and misinformation, and internet forums about experiences with legal causes are only reliable in the sense that you can find literally every answer out there. There are reports of budgets that fit in all party ranges, you know, and I know this because I've had clients come in and say, well, I heard it was only this much.

00:01:17:17 - 00:01:36:13

Luna

And then I've had worshipers come in and say, I did my research and, you know, I had to look and I came prepared. And that is about what I expected a girlfriend experience to be. So all of the information is out there. All of that is to say, basic experiences have basic price tags and luxurious experiences have more luxurious ones.

00:01:36:15 - 00:02:01:17

Luna

And if you like me, grew up in the middle of nowhere and had absolutely no idea what a designer brand was until you got to college or out in the adult world. Go ahead and search luxurious stuff in Las Vegas and educate yourself on price ranges that are possible right? Asking how much does it cost to go to a brothel is sort of like asking, how much does it cost to have a wedding for a couple of hours?

00:02:01:17 - 00:02:25:02

Luna

You might spend nothing on a potluck gathering there. Also backyard weddings, church weddings, and infinite variations on beautiful locations where the sky is the limit when it comes to spending. So they're all weddings. They're just not all the same wedding. Another helpful reference point where you might find useful parallels is travel. You can totally have a fun adventure on any budget there.

00:02:25:02 - 00:02:47:22

Luna

There's hitchhiking, there's couchsurfing, there are many road trips, and there are motels. There are budget hotels and flight details and flight deals. There are nice hotels and there are main cabin plus luxury hotels and first class super duper luxury and private jets. They are all vacations. They're simply not the same vacation and one would not go to a private jet and expect to pay hitchhiking prices.

00:02:47:23 - 00:03:09:11

Luna

You know, cars have a range, rents have a range, mortgages all have a range. Yet they are not the same vehicle or apartment or home. Many potential clients underestimate the effort and cost that. It requires legal courtesans to work at legal brothels, and assume that prices should be comparable to adjusted independent escort rates, which also have their own wide range of luxury tiers.

00:03:09:12 - 00:03:35:12

Luna

So these assumptions completely miss the reality that to hire an unlawful, independent escort is simply a completely different experience than seeing a legal courtesan at a legal brothel for both the provider and the client on a number of levels. In most cases, I would lump parties at the ranch into three main categories basic, classic, and luxury. Basic parties are typically quickies, which I define as anything between seven minutes in heaven and half an hour.

00:03:35:13 - 00:03:56:09

Luna

So that is excellent. Great for curious bucket listers, people who know what they want, someone who just wants some affection. They often focus on one or maybe two activities hands, mouths, intercourse, sometimes a particular kink or fetish session. Foot worship quickies are also so fun and ladies are all different about how they manage time. I typically do set a timer.

00:03:56:09 - 00:04:15:23

Luna

If we're working in a quickie range with a minimum amount of agreed upon time, if we have to keep track of time, right? I always tell people I can do a party where we keep track of time, or we can do the parties where we lose track of time, and I aim to keep our chemistry lit throughout the negotiation and booking process so that we can maximize the fun during our time together.

00:04:16:01 - 00:04:32:21

Luna

I also do like to point out that penises typically reach completion, which is to say orgasm or climax in 5 to 7 minutes. So if you want to recharge and go again on a quickie, I personally am okay with that. Each lady has her own set of preferences. They're. I personally will also make it a little less quick.

00:04:32:21 - 00:05:03:17

Luna

If you're really good at massaging me and turning me into a total puddle. However, the ranch knows this and they do keep track of us. Classic parties usually last up to an hour. They are what most people who visit are looking for, and sometimes it ends up being closer to two hours by the time we get through chatting and touring and negotiating and general inspecting and booking and showering and setting up and playing and coming down and eventually showering again if you want, before cleaning up and putting clothes on and sending you whistling on your way.

00:05:03:19 - 00:05:32:06

Luna

Although if you skip the second shower and wear my send out, I do think that is very hot. So the entire experience, maybe twice as long as the time agreed upon and classic sessions are super great because they provide enough time to follow our intuition. Whether that leads us to a bubble bath, a massage, exploring all kinds of positions, or it can be focused on teasing and building and only mouths exploring a new toy or a power dynamic, or any combination of intense rounds between lounging, chatting and snacking.

00:05:32:06 - 00:05:49:06

Luna

We get to decide. I had one great like a m wake up. Someone was on their way to the airport and I was like, oh man, how am I going to be able to do this? And it was so sweet because it was like we had three pretty quick rounds in between, a lot of cuddling and chatting, and it was just such a nice way to wake up.

00:05:49:08 - 00:06:10:03

Luna

Then there are the luxury parties. That's when we get to lose track of time and make our wildest dreams and fantasies come true. It might be an afternoon and evening all day long, all night long, a weekend a week, an intense kink. Hours or days of deep connection with endless opportunities for exploration. We get to design it how we want.

00:06:10:05 - 00:06:32:08

Luna

I am a professional artist, performer, filmmaker and service switch, so I easily invite you into my world to co-create a unique to US experience for as long as we are together. And assuming you provide me a couple of goals, even if the goal is you pick, let's see where it goes. I got you. So turn your brain off and let me choose everything, or choose your own adventure.

00:06:32:08 - 00:06:56:13

Luna

As I offer you one choice at a time. I will hold the frame and keep our connection flowing in sensual delight, meeting everything that arises so that you may learn about yourself and your pleasure. This is an opportunity for you to refill your well and explore yourself on the deepest levels. Or again, you could make the collective orgy dream of all the ladies at the ranch come true.

00:06:56:13 - 00:07:25:18

Luna

Please do it on a week when I am there and throw the best party ever. It's totally up to you. If at this point you're still scratching your head and trying to figure out what you should come prepared with, consider the following session fees cover at minimum 50% house split. There is an additional 10 to 30%. If a car service is used, they may take up to 65% of the total amount that you are paying, and also covers a ton of mutual fund, a top notch set of memories that can stay with you forever.

00:07:25:19 - 00:07:46:15

Luna

A safe, discreet, law abiding experience and you get your dreams to come true. The session itself includes a get to know you chat, an optional tour, our negotiation conversation about your desires, your activities that can be a total turn on. I know people get scared by it, but it's really, really fun. If you show up realizing that you will be paying money for this experience, right?

00:07:46:15 - 00:08:04:19

Luna

It is different from casual dating, and even in casual dating, you are paying money for experiences. You just have to do a whole lot of legwork first, and you might have to do a lot of dates before you get to naked parts. Depends on your style. Depends on what you're looking for. You also get your party per hour agreement guaranteed.

00:08:04:21 - 00:08:23:10

Luna

You get to say what you want and then provided that you follow the rules and agreements that we set up, you get to have exactly what you want. And depending on the price point, drinks, food and specialty rooms are often included. You get 1 to 2 showers, you get secure payment systems. You can use cash if you want, but if you're using credit card, it's all secure.

00:08:23:12 - 00:08:51:05

Luna

You get an included genital inspection. So again, we are not doctors. We can't diagnose anything, but we get to look and if it's all clear, then we get to play. And you benefit from our professional expertise. The fee that you pay also covers all of the expenses that ladies are responsible for. So this includes all safer sex barriers condoms, Laurel dental dams, lubes, toiletries, all of our STI testing room and board, the sheriff's cards that we pay for travel to and from Sheri's staff tips and taxes.

00:08:51:05 - 00:09:16:13

Luna

So remember, every tour requires a significant investment on the part of the lady that plus the house split or sometimes the house gets 65% is part of the fee. I personally am a kind of sexual, so if someone has a really good attitude, is respectful, is kind, and is truly doing their best to be as generous as possible and reasonable, we can usually find a nice way to overlap and have a ton of fun.

00:09:16:15 - 00:09:36:23

Luna

I do know that many ladies, including myself, quickly filter out people who are rude, entitled, way far off from the norms of demanding a deal or, you know, the silly times when a prospective client will try to lower their budget and increase the ask. It's so funny because sometimes they go opposite. They're like, okay, well, how about less money for way more activity in time?

00:09:36:23 - 00:10:06:05

Luna

And that's what I'm like now. Okay, now you're just being rude, you know? You know what? If someone is not willing to meet me somewhere in the middle and has a bad attitude, it is so easy to walk them right out of my room and back down that long hallway as quickly and politely as possible. And if you are a kind person who is earnestly showing up to connect, who's bringing everything they've got, who is showing value and respect, and your animal body gets along with the animal body, the lady that you've selected.

00:10:06:07 - 00:10:31:15

Luna

I do believe easy agreement is likely. Mutual generosity and playfulness create a very delicious environment for connection in literally every context. If you show up like so afraid that you're spending any money at all, it's going to be very difficult for you to enjoy yourself. So go visit my brothel preparation guide, read through all of the steps. Make a clear decision that you are ready to go.

00:10:31:21 - 00:11:01:03

Luna

After listening to this, you should now have a clearer idea of just what kind of budget you should come prepared with. And if you still feel frustrated because I didn't break the rules and come right out and say exact numbers, I don't like getting arrested. I am legal and consensual kind of lady. I will simply say this many people are surprised by how expensive our offerings are, and many other people are not remotely surprised and happily pay our normal fees because they understand what it is to value a goddess.

00:11:01:05 - 00:11:31:16

Luna

And if you're still not satisfied by that, I will say you can arrive at a ranch and have an experience for one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight or more figures. So be kind, be appreciative, be as generous as possible for the maximum flexibility, and remember that you will only value what you actually value. And I personally think that when people save up for me it's super duper hot.

00:11:31:18 - 00:11:48:23

Luna

So there you have it. An overview on pricing at legal brothels in Nevada. Per the law. That's as much as I'm allowed to say. Visit Luna Robey-coleman FAQ to find the written versions of these episodes, and feel free to write me there with any other questions, as long as they are not about exactly how much money you should bring.

00:11:49:04 - 00:11:50:21

Luna

The answer is $1 million.